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Alkaline Perfect

The act of getting 0 headshots in a multiplayer match with BR starts. The name was coined after AlkalineProdigy; a Bungie, Halo 3, and all things Xbox, uber-fanboy, went 9-10 during Team BRs on Foundry in Social Team DLC. The fact that he was given a BR, 5 minutes, and a small map, obviously means nothing, because even his oh-so-coveted recon armor could not help him to get even 1 headshot.

Link to game: http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=932969512&player=AlkalineProdigy
It's sad to think anyone could get 0 headshots with BR starts. AlkalineProdigy is the only one who could do this, that is why it is called the Alkaline Perfect.
by yabanjin25 January 21, 2009
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Alkaline Trio

An awesome band that lexi and bob love more then ever. Vagrant Records Ownz.
Bob: I like alkaline trio and I'm an emo kid =(

Lexi: oh shut up and go cry adn write some poetry

Bob: k :'(
by theeclique November 15, 2003
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Organic Alfalfa

When you eat nothing but alfalfa for three days and then take a nice healthy crap on your girlfriend's chest. This can be accompanied by a loud "MOO" if desired.
A:) Mooo!!!
B:) Hunny, give me as much organic alfalfa as you can!
by Hadito December 16, 2008
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alfalfa sprouts

1) A crisp green sprout from the alfalfa seed. (Edible)

2) A term for pubes. Usually used by chefs to disguise the fact that they are "garnishing the dish". Waitress tend to be not too keen on delivering pubes to a customers table intentionally, thus the reason for the deception.
Chef 1: I’m all out of alfalfa sprouts for this fucktards meal, have you got any spare?

Chef 2: Why haven’t you got any?

Chef 1: I shaved ‘em off!

Chef 2: You’re a fag.

Chef 1: Fuck you! My lady said she’d deep throat me if I shaved ‘em all off… so I did!

Chef 2: Ok, but your still a fag! Here’s the alfalfa sprouts.
by tesfurdo November 21, 2006
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alcala

She is fine she is so alcala
by jombo July 13, 2017
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Alkaline

In chemistry, an alkali (English pronunciation: /ˈælkəlaɪ/; from Arabic: Al-Qaly القلي, القالي ) is a basic, ionic salt of an alkali metal or alkaline earth metal element. Some authors also define an alkali as a base that dissolves in water.

Or it is a name of a CS;Source player from Melb. Australia
That fine sexy alkaline got wet somehow, and then suddenly dissolved into a puddle, who was bowled up by nebula, was heaps sickkkkkkkkko
by nebula123 August 7, 2011
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Alfalfing

When your hair sticks up in the back when you have a cowlick.
Damn Adam was alfalfing so bad yesterday
by fabiater125 February 3, 2015
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