ass

the best part of the body to fuck

damn....look at her round ass, i gotz ta fuck that, hmmm

by Andyhank August 19, 2005

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Ass

Something you ain't got; butt.

Shawty got ass bruh!

by LlamaMama902 January 20, 2015

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In The Ass

A sexual position that involves sticking a dick in the asshole

Cop : Wow Maggie your butt cheeks are so soft so where would you like me to fuck you at?
Maggie : Well In The Ass of course!
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!
Maggie : WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!
Steve : Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Chad I love it when you fuck me In The Ass!

Cop : Ok you two fags off to jail you go.
Steve : Wait can't Chad finish fucking me In The Ass first?
Cop : WACK! WACK WACK!
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
Chad : AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! SPLAT! Oops!
Maggie : Oh My God You Came On The Cops Shoe!
Chad : It's not my fault he pulled me out of Steve's Ass!
Cop : WACK! WACK! WACK!
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
Cop : Sorry mam I need to take these two fags downtown now!
Maggie : Well shit now who's gonna fuck me In The Ass?
K Mart Worker : Uhh i'll fuck you In The Ass! (wink)
Maggie : In your Dreams KMART BOY!
K Mart Worker : God Damn't I wish this town had a Target!
Steve : Hey K Mart boy i'll fuck you In The Ass! (wink)
Cop : WACK! WACK! WACK!
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!

by SlopNChop May 14, 2019

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Asse

Small like fox

Ex: that asse is so cute and small

by Daddiesgirl6969 April 10, 2020

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Assed

The unfortunate process of a pet (typically a cat) bushing their ass across your face, arm, or leg. Use of the word: Yuk the cat just assed me.

Alternative spelling of the word—ewwww.

John work to a terrible smell. Only to realize the cat has just assed his face.

by TalkTalker May 22, 2022

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