preston

The protagonist of your class in terms of grades. He is literally untouchable when it comes to grades. God gave him plot armor thick enough to stop Mr. Reilly or Dr. Terranova bad grades. He works and studies very hard and is a professional phantom forces player, despite playing on a laptop that can't run google. His brain has enough ram to join a google meet 272 times. Careful though, because he is the most based person you will ever meet. Don't insult him or he'll call you gay and black as well as offensive slurs for those words respectively.

Preston literally memorized the entire aeneid just by reading it once what the fuck

by helloaeneid December 5, 2021

Preston

preston is preston, a non fat BIG BONED race car obsessed sociopath. He loves to terrorize his younger siblings and loves to smell yogurt in his spare time. his fav subject is math and he smells like grahm crackers and band-aids. He has braces, no eyebrows, and very little hair. He LOVES SKYLAR, MACKENZIE, AND KAM. we are his bffs4L. hes from the ghetto aka flo-ri-dah as so he says. but hes really from wisconsin.

omg have u met preston?

u mean princess paddy cakes?

yeah

by Fuck lannika April 17, 2022

Preston

Preston is very arrogant fake and mean and is very dirty minded

Don’t be friends with Preston

by CookieXlover March 13, 2022

Preston

I could talk about this guy all day...his smile brightens up a room, he is super funny and always puts his family first. He doesn’t have friends he has family, he will make you want him with one look...his touch will make you wanting him even more.his kiss will be the best thing you ever have..but having him is even better..if you find him don’t let him go if he pushes you away you pull him back and tell him that he can’t go that you live him so much, cause if you don’t he will leave and he might not come back

Preston you make my heart ache and I love you

by Monica💕 October 4, 2020

Preston

The rizzard of oz, the one and mighty best lover of the year as well as "that guy"

"Preston, you're so good!!!!!!!!!"

by brandon long December 12, 2022

Preston

brown hair and hazel eyes,and his brown hair is mostly combed to the side. super hot and super sexy, and is addicted to computer games. loves anime, and is most likely gayalthough he acts straight. compatible with "Robert," "Jack" and "Mark."

"Preston is soo hot! If he werent gay, i would totally hook up with him."

by eboylou March 14, 2019

Preston

A guy that won't stop playing rust

person 1 "oh look preston is on rust"
person 2 "when will he stop?"

by HammyDestroyerOfWorlds October 28, 2021