dingle snow

Tiny balls of toilet paper and poo blended together. These end up on the toilet seat or in your undershorts (panties for the ladies), when wiping with that expensive ass paper that is so soft it crumbles to pieces if excessive force is applied.
When I wipe my ass at your momma's house, it's like a dingle snow blizzard blew in. She buys that quilted cotton comforter shit for ass paper.
by MTnTX November 25, 2019
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Full Dingle

First Coined in the last segment of S5E3 of Key and Peele
Used when you are going to do something really cool/be the coolest person around
For instance if you were at a party, and you're going to start dancing
'Imma jump in this party full dingle'
'Dayum, he gonna do some amazing shit up in here'
by Dr. Julian Ph.D August 18, 2015
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Dingle Dick

When your pubic hairs are longer than your penis. It is a tragic problem to be stuck with!
I need to trim my DINGLE DICK!!
by The Most Dingled Dick June 21, 2011
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Quandale Dingle

Quandale Dingle is a the unit of measuring for goofy ahh names.

Quandale Dingle holds the record ass goofiest ahh name, holding 1006 Quandale

Dingles.
Quandavious rickelsniffer holds 200 Quandale Dingles.
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dingle chotch

Someone of near douche status, but with the potential to be a nice person.(usually used with friends)
Friend1: man that teacher just failed me
Friend2: no way!! What a dingle chotch
by Big Anthony September 20, 2016
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Dingle squares

An assortment of dingleberries in a brownie like formation baked at a toasty 405 degrees celsius and served to enemies and friends alike as a practical joke.
John: "DUDE you fed him dingle squares?!"
Darvis: "Yep. All 62 of them."
by chadbop February 3, 2013
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