Tiny balls of toilet paper and poo blended together. These end up on the toilet seat or in your undershorts (panties for the ladies), when wiping with that expensive ass paper that is so soft it crumbles to pieces if excessive force is applied.
When I wipe my ass at your momma's house, it's like a dingle snow blizzard blew in. She buys that quilted cotton comforter shit for ass paper.
by MTnTX November 25, 2019

First Coined in the last segment of S5E3 of Key and Peele
Used when you are going to do something really cool/be the coolest person around
For instance if you were at a party, and you're going to start dancing
Used when you are going to do something really cool/be the coolest person around
For instance if you were at a party, and you're going to start dancing
by Dr. Julian Ph.D August 18, 2015

by The Most Dingled Dick June 21, 2011

Quandale Dingle is a the unit of measuring for goofy ahh names.
Quandale Dingle holds the record ass goofiest ahh name, holding 1006 Quandale
Dingles.
Quandale Dingle holds the record ass goofiest ahh name, holding 1006 Quandale
Dingles.
by Quandale Dingle dick suckers. March 8, 2022

Someone of near douche status, but with the potential to be a nice person.(usually used with friends)
by Big Anthony September 20, 2016

An assortment of dingleberries in a brownie like formation baked at a toasty 405 degrees celsius and served to enemies and friends alike as a practical joke.
by chadbop February 3, 2013
