officer cartman

In a word: Gay.
In multiple words: a person who is so gay that he feels the need to post useless replys ergo, making himself look stupid and, well, Gay.

officer cartman is a gay.

by Mattus Ruttus September 4, 2008

Eric Cartman syndrome

Someone who thinks they’re the victim in every situation, no matter the circumstances.

I think Dig has Eric Cartman syndrome.

by StellaPTX March 3, 2025

Eric Cartman

The worst South Park character

Eric Cartman is so terrible omg

by Fractured but Whole enjoyer <3 December 23, 2021

Cartman

Imagine everything horrible thing and person all wrapped into one fat nine year old kid with an annoying voice.

You know who’s worse than Hitler?? That fat kid Cartman from SouthPark!!

by SteveBalls December 24, 2021

cartman

another word to describe a retarded, fat kid (preferably white)

yo jackie is a gay cartman,

by hugedickrandy August 15, 2025

Eric Cartman

Fat

You are Eric Cartman, eat less.

by cornucopiafacebutt April 9, 2021

cartman clause

The clause of a license for an open source project that requires you to publicly suck the balls of (give due credit to) the contributers.

After some indy company got rich for making a really cool game, the sole writer of one of the open source libraries they used started whining on the internet to everybody. He decided not to add a cartman clause to the license of his project, but his balls are so very dry right now.

by wajideus June 13, 2017