Pineapple

A yummy yellow fruit accompanied with spikes to protect itself. They are not too expensive.

Jimmy bought a pineapple for his wife.

"Ow! The pineapple juice splat into my eyes!" Jill screamed.

by probably a しょたこん February 01, 2018

pineapple

A word used by someone to disguise the name of the person they are talking about.

girl 1: OMGGGGG! look at pineapple.
girl2:oh hes so hot:
girl 3: Actually if you take your dialated fucking eyes away from pineapple and look at Strawberry maybe you will fall in love. AGAIN
girl 1,2 and 3: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HES SO FINEEEEEEEE
*all run to strawberry and "FAINT" on him

by (^▽^) ₮ⱧɆ Ø₦Ɇ ₳₦Đ Ø₦ⱠɎ!!!, ₮ɆɆ February 20, 2023

pineapple

A large oval-shaped, spikey fruit that is theoretically rammed up somebodys arse by a superior when somebody fucks up at work.

Origin: Underground coal mining industry- Newcastle, Australia

"I'm going to get a pineapple over that"

"Trev got a pineapple this morning"

by Tabasco Spitty December 01, 2011

Pineapple

Code word for butthole

I cut his pineapple in half with my dick

by Chaseinme October 12, 2020

Pineappleism

Pineappleist:
a person who is atheist but belives we should worship the "o'holy Pineapple" because it makes as much sence as going to church.
not actual religion.
basically a someone who is silly about relgion.

Person 1: whats you religion?

Person 2: Pineappleism.

Person 1: ah I see you are one with the pineapple!

Person 2:(not really a religion though).

by we-will-eat-you May 14, 2009

Pineappleism

A funny expression or phrase from the super funny hit movie Pineapple Express.

Saying that someone is your BFFF is an example of a Pineappleism.

by Turbosgurl January 11, 2009

Pineapples

A) Yes, We all know it's a fruit.
B) A code word used by collegiates (or anyone sharing a room) to notify his/her roommate that he/she is getting laid.

Verbally it is spoken to get the roommate out of the room to engage in sexual activity or Written on a sticky note and put on the door to

avoid a walk in.

A): If you are looking for the literal pineapple fruit, you shouldn't be on here.
B): Joe put a sticky note with "Pineapples" written on it so his roommate wouldn't walk in on him banging Jen.

Joe: I need the room tonight.

Tim: Why?

Joe: Pineapples.

Tim: Ah. The room's yours.

by Delta_Menace September 22, 2013