mermaid tail

When you fall asleep after sex and the jizz leaks out and glues your legs together.

Damn Meg, you should have cleaned up after that gang bang last night, now you’re mermaid tailing it.

by Emily Inez November 25, 2017

space mermaid

a really hot eccentric girl, who always appears to be "spaced out"

"That artist Ragzy is such a space mermaid bro."

by Lego Wonderful May 09, 2023

mermaid emoji

Happy, sad and everything in between

🧜 mermaid emoji

by Vigilante or just V not vigina February 02, 2022

mermaid effect

When a guy has been hanging out with, or simply in the presence of a girl that is just a friend for long enough that she ends up becoming sexually desirable.

Based on the idea of sex-starved sailors who would see manatees frequently and eventually they began to see them as mermaids.

It was also used in the TV show How I Met Your Mother.

Guy 1: "So you're going to be rooming with a chick next year? watch out for the mermaid effect, if you hang out with her long enough, you know you'll end up wanting to hit that."

Guy 2: "Nah man, she isn't hot and totally isn't my type."

Guy 1: "I give it three months."

by acadey April 04, 2011

mermaids kiss

When your shit hits the toilet water and splashes back onto your ring.

FUCK SAKE I forgot to put paper down and got a mermaids kiss.

by Mermaids kiss June 29, 2015

Frankie Mermaid

a man who some would say is... swimming in bitches.

Frankie Mermaid: "What's my name?"
Prostitute: "Frankie Mermaid.."
Frankie Mermaid: "And why is that?"
Prostitute: "Because you are swimming in bitches."

by nobody important :) September 06, 2020

Mermaid Treasure

The perfect color. A cross between blue and green, that has magical powers. If a color could glitter, it'd be this color.

Renee is wearing Mermaid Treasure...she's magical.

by bennybooboo October 26, 2011