your mom in a can

apparently it's some sort of insult... i don't really know how but I guess it could be.

PERSON ONE: HAHA! THAT DRESS LOOKS SO UGLY ON YOUR MOM!
PERSON TWO: OH YOU KNOW WHAT! YOUR MOM IN A CAN ROASTED
PERSON ONE: *GASP*
PERSON TWO: GEYYYY!!!

PERSON ONE: *DIES*

by campgirl is real June 11, 2018

Shower in a can

Any spray body deodorant used to cover B.O. like, Axe body spray. Using said product instead of taking a shower.

Hey, guys, you're choking me to death spray that Shower In A Can! Why don't y'all just wash your funky butts?! You're not fooling anybody. You still stink, only now you smell like butt crack and flowers!

by Turkey Trot December 14, 2010

poop-in-a-can

It's poop. In a can.

Hey Sam! Look at that poop-in-a-can!

by Jesse2009 March 26, 2007

Beans in a can

When a guy sticks his balls in a females ass

She enjoyed thats beans in a can

by BIG BEANER November 2, 2006

making a can of tuna

Lesbians scissoring — packaging their fish together.

Just saw a video of these two girls making a can of tuna

by Busymcnugget June 3, 2022

frickin have a can

To tell someone to calm down by pointing out that fact they are raging or going off

Steve: *yelling at his TV while playing CoD* OMG get out of the corner you camping noobs!!!!

Me: Steve, dude, frickin have a can why dont you

by Dabitty June 10, 2014

weasel in a can

it's all good man

"Lol sorry, it was a joke"
"it's a weasel in a can, Thomas!"
"What in god's name does that mean?"
"it's all good man!"

by aho bitch ass motherfucker March 27, 2015