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7:11 am

When this time comes onto you in your time zone, You must scream SEVEN ELEVEN BITCH or you will be a idiot moron.
Person 1: its 7:11 am
Person 2: ok.....
Person 1: SEVEN ELEVEN BITCH
by fggfggfewefwefef September 26, 2020
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7/11 was an inside job

7/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB! PEWDIEPIE DID 7/11! GAMERS ARE THE TRUE TERRORISTS! DON'T LET THE METAVERSE GOVERNMENT FOOL YOU!
Johnny: "Oh, hi, Mark, did you know 7/11 was an inside job?"
*Johnny then suddenly commits suicide, 5 bullet holes are found on the back of his head.*
by KyBer Leger March 7, 2022
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7/11 top off

The act of putting the penis inside of a female’s urethra and urinating inside of the bladder.
Guy: yo dude did you have sex with that girl yesterday?

Guy 2: yeah dude, I even gave her a 7/11 top off.
by Weirdnosedude January 19, 2019
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7-11 parking lot

better known as the "alternative homeless shelter"
there goes some bum in the 7-11 parking lot
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7-11 Pearl Necklace

occurs when a soccer mom is watching a game, and the ball leaves the field of play striking her Slurpie, spraying it all over her breasts.
Kim (yelling): Oh look out

Lorraine: Ewww, Patti just got a 7-11 pearl necklace
by Shakespeare my butt September 4, 2006
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New Zealand 7/11

When you go off to New Zealand to have a 7-way with complete strangers. It’s open all hours of the night and there’s a chance someone might catch a STD.
Tobias: Hey Riley, I got several of my mates at my house tonight and we need just one more person to perform a New Zealand 7/11.
Riley: no thanks, I don’t want to get sick.
by Datzabbadabbado June 26, 2019
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bush did 7/11

Bush did 7/11 is a great meme where you replace the tragic (hilarious) event that happend the 11. september 2001 with the store chain 7/11.
mike: EY, btw bush did 7/11
larry: lmao, great meme

petter: oh fuck isis just bombed a building.
martin: its just like when bush did 7/11
by wonky donky March 21, 2018
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