Lazer daddy

Lazer daddies are kinky dad's who get shot out of your toes, they generally have lazers for dicks which come in a range of lengths, intensity and colour. They are always hot, and never straight.

Dude one: "hey dude my feet feel sore"
Dude two: "oh gods, get the fishing rods the Lazer daddy is coming"

by LeakyLamp January 27, 2022

Lazer james

It may be a group of hackers who plan on bringing bco to their knee's or it could be the guy who brought down titanfall2 nobody really knows

Lazer james was here

by Lazer james August 03, 2021

Lazer

Music genre evolved from alternative rock in the mid-2010s. Lazer music includes synth guitar sound, complex songs structure and raw bass parts.

Typical lazer-bands are underground formations experimenting with industrial metal and grunge.

by Gumboldt January 30, 2024

LAZER

When gradiesel throws a hitch, flat route or any other check downs in madden

*diesel throws a check down”
Diesel: LAZER!!!

by DaddySlim April 28, 2021

Lazer

A Bill Wurtz meme by himself, used in my REDACTED.

I got shot by a huge lazer on my REDACTED.

by byei’m steve August 22, 2022

Lazer

Stupid boy who doesnt pass

Me: Bro Lazer the L can not pass
You: Yeah he is trash as fuck

by GigaMan77 August 13, 2024

Lazer

It's just the Lazer way. Give it a squeeze, let it sink in said mom.

Learn to plow by feeling the moist earth, it's a Lazer quality.

by Googedigul June 23, 2022