National Yao Day

National Yao day celebrates the life of Yao Xin’s (also known as Worlds Biggest Atsushi Nakajima Fan) life, this event is hosted on May 11th.

person 1: hey, guess what day it is today!

person 2: uh may 11th?

person 1: no silly, it’s National Yao Day!

by mamsnsnsnjsjajjja April 29, 2023

National bitch day

On May 11th is national bitch day. If someone is acting like a bitch you may slap them until they stop being a bitch

If someone is born an May 11th, everyone will be able to call them a bitch for as long as they live

You are being a bitch and today is National bitch day, if u keep acting like a bitch ill slap you.

by Tiger car May 1, 2023

National Send Nudes Day

May 2nd is a day where you have to send nudes to the person who asked you to

Its National Send Nudes Day you have to now send nudes!

by bxnnnnnir May 2, 2023

National bully Lacy day

On June 3rd is National bully Lacy day. Probably cause she has freckles? If she fakes being Irish bully her.

Bully Lacy on June 3rd. National bully lacy day!

by jdioejwhf May 2, 2023

national slap a guys ass day

national slap a guys ass day grants anybody the right to slap any guys ass.

national slap a guys ass day takes place may 5th

guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day

guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*

by national slap a guys ass day May 3, 2023

national slap a guys ass day

national slap a guys ass day.
national slap aguys ass day takes place on may 5th

guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day

guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*

by national slap a guys ass day May 3, 2023

National Ass Day

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.

Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs

by periodwithtrans May 4, 2023