pull my wank

Jacking off

When I'm horny I go to my bedroom and pull my wank.

by Got Bent Last Night September 10, 2023

burnt poo in a pull up

Crispy burnt.

Burnt poo in a pull up tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 May 20, 2023

Yank and Pull

Two brothers that are always trying to get the last laugh and cause really annoing small problems that just piss you off over time.

(Usually only one will get in trouble)

(At something important) Where's my kids? Oh yank and pull are chasing each other with sticks over there.

by Mommylovesbigboy September 22, 2019

pull a seacrest

A well loved man getting away with mistakes

Can Tom Brokaw pull a Seacrest, and shrug off me too

by BrownMan8634 May 30, 2018

pulling a Salinger

when you cut yourself off from society and all forms of communication for the purposes of completing work or a project.

(derived from the author J.D. Salinger)

Melissa: "where were you all weekend- there was a great party you missed out on- I called and emailed you?"
Holly: "I had a big project due-so I was pulling a Salinger-needed to get it done!"

by salingerbird December 4, 2010

Pull A Jas

To make a plan to do something and then flop on the plan that you created

Guy 1: yo lets go to the movies

group:yea, i'm down
Guy 1 :yo, nvm I cant come
group:wow, why you gotta pull a jas

by SoggyEsteban March 16, 2020

Pulling a Maggie

When you send a text to the wrong person or group chat.

If you text too many people at once you risk pulling a Maggie.

by CrewLife October 11, 2015