shit jerking

The act of a male releasing a legitimate amount of fecal matter into his cupped hand and applying it as a lube for masturbation.

"dude, Megan Fox offered me sex the other day... but i much rather perfer shit jerking.

by Golden shlog&Iron bung&lil fuk July 14, 2010

Shit-Head

1.Someone who is a retard and a homosexual faget.May become verry dangerous.
2.Someone who either has been shit on the head by a bird or
a persone that does not have a brain and just decides to try to crap on his own head. (can also be used to say:S-H...)

1:Hey guy! what the hell are you doing. OH DEAR ! RRRUUNN!!!!He IS A SHIT-HEAD(sees a shotgun and a hot girl)=Rampage City
2:AAH Crap ! YOU F***ING Rat with wings ! 2::You stink. Ewe ! you smell like crap.ON YOUR HEAD !

by Blubid April 24, 2008

Shit Posting

posting shit, a general random area

This is a shit posting forum

by vanilladazzle November 8, 2016

shit canned brad

Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.

Shit canned brad came late again to work.

by Sugar Bear Bill November 5, 2020

shit faced

this is when you drink too much and it lookes like ur fucked up

dam im shit faced i gotta get some coffee

by luv myself October 8, 2006

I'm taking a shit

You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.

I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"

by Nordgern August 19, 2017

Hot Shit Air

When you go into the washroom and discover quickly that the person before you had a Huge Steaming Dump because you can taste and feel the Hot Shit Air.

I dry heaved when I used the Shitter after Jose shat his guts out. The Hot Shit Air fogged up my safety glasses.

by will bitten December 17, 2017