Hot tom

a giant soft shit

I had some bad sushi last night and hat to drop a hot tom when I got home

by fuck you tom you piece of shit December 19, 2023

talkin hot

Talking shit or bein straight up annoying and not knowin how to shut the fuck up

“I beat his asssss he was talkin hot”

by Sexcyredd December 19, 2023

Hot Pocket Coochie

123 ready to go. Easily hot, easily got. Hot and just ready to be given out. Acquired very easily.

Hey did u hear “Gammy said mommy has that hot pocket coochie”? “Yea” I don't know what that means tho it's just what Gammy said.

by isaiah11jr December 22, 2023

Delaware Hot Pocket

The act of shitting into your hand, spreading it on your partner's armpits, and fucking the arm pit.

Devon gave your mom a Delaware Hot Pocket while on vacation! As if they weren't stinky enough.

by TismaticTard December 25, 2023

Infinite Hot Dog Paradox

If there is a dumb question or statement that can be add with a Infinite Hot Dog then its a Infinite Hot Dog Paradox.

Dude have you heard of the Infinite Hot Dog Paradox? Yeah, it made Dean go crazy.

by Pistachio Brothers December 25, 2023

Hot Sack

Emergency shitting into a plastic grocery sack. Drop pants, bend over, and try to catch your shit in the hot sack. Pull the sack handles to your hips and shoot. Possible deviation would be a double bagger for spray and pray moments.

With no exit in sight, I had to pull over on the highway and hot sack it after that gas station burrito.

by Hellraiser2 December 28, 2023

hot dog ramen bowl

A sexual position where one’s penis, or hot dog, is slid in between another’s butt cheeks, the buns…and then that person forcibly excretes diarrhea onto and around said penis.

Chads dick really stinks after that “hot dog Ramen bowl” last night.

by Meater1234 December 31, 2023