Baby Mama

White ladies named Jennah who get knocked up and expect a wedding and family then get progressively crazy when they realize that’s not what’s happening so they continue to make your life miserable and stressful until you either give up and marry her or you just become miserable and stressed as intended or both

when your baby mama finally moves on and gets a boyfriend but now she’s being shady and causing baby mama drama on Easter.

by @dont@me@ April 13, 2020

motu baby

fat baby

Motu baby sucks at sports.

by fish boy batari May 14, 2023

Bare down baby

Bare down baby can be used in many different ways. It can be used as a response, or a way to comfort someone.

Dude holly crap my mom just died!
Bare down baby!
Dude this food sucks
Bare down baby!

by Legitscholarship dude December 17, 2018

Piss Baby

A person who cries in the bathroom and looks like they pee on the floor. Just a little piss baby.

Your friend is a piss baby.

by anonymous May 4, 2021

Baggy Baby

(n) - Economically challenged substance abuser who will occasionally ask permission to search the desk, table or floor of another user for fragments or crumbs if you will of dropped substances of choice to keep for themselves for future consumption.

Bro dont vacuum that stuff up, let your baggy baby todd do it up.

by DEADMEAT July 12, 2022

Nacho baby

The best possible outcome for a playas DNA test.

"Goot news, Qwantavious! DNA test say lil' Antwon nacho baby!"

by grimly fiendish June 5, 2025

baby banker

A kid that comes out of the womb and wants to be an investment banker or a quant. They usually do not have much of a personality and think “walk me through a dcf” is a good conversation starter.

“This freshman was talking mad game about his DCF for Berkshire Hathaway, what a baby banker”

by Finance Brah February 25, 2025