Stupid Bitch Baby

Also known as "SBB", a stupid bitch baby is who that person was in the past except that person has to be a stupid ass child who was an annoying little shit. It's a good way to separate who you are now from who you were as a way to cope with your own past actions.

Dale: what would it be like if you met your own stupid bitch baby?

Eli: they'd probably be confused and say "whaaat?? There's only two genders! What do you mean 'non binary'?"

Dale: oof. That sucks

Eli: what about yours?

Dale: my SBB would probably be asking how the fuck I'm this constantly horny

Eli: jeez

by AeronaTheFox February 6, 2021

Jail baby

A girl who’s waiting for a guy who is in jail and is often waiting a while and super loyal

Damn I wish I had a jail baby waiting for me when I get out

by Jennyveieve September 24, 2019

Government Sugar Baby

One who is capable physically of completing a job but rather chooses to sit at home and leach checks from the government.

Dave is such a “government sugar baby”, he needs to get off his ass and get a job.

by Rob144 September 13, 2022

Mud baby

A sexual act in which a woman does not clean her anal cavity prior to anal intercourse and has 3 or more penises in her anal cavity At the same time until ejaculation at which point ejaculate and fecal matter ooze from the woman's anal cavity, creating a "mud baby".

Hey would you 3 guys wanna come over tonight and help me make a mud baby for my onlyfans page?

by TH3J4CK0FH34RT5 June 28, 2021

Baby Blowjob

When two individuals (male and female) have sexual intercourse whilst in the middle of the female delivering the baby.

Beavis: "Hey why is your kids head deformed?"

Butthead: "Oh, yeah... I, uh, did the baby blowjob..."

by Babyfucker69420 December 13, 2019

Mouth baby

A person, normally a woman that prefers oral penetration more then any other form of sex.

I love being face fucked, I guess that makes me a mouth baby.

by Fondant Swirl June 4, 2016

baby dictator conundrum

A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).

Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"

Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."

by toad pond September 23, 2025