cannonball baby

A person so stupid and who acts as if they have slammed their head against and oncoming bus repeatedly, or their mother queefed while giving birth killing many.
Used to describe anyone stupid enough to even exist.

(In warframe trade chat)
(Guy 1): legendary core for 120?! This guy is an idiot!
(Guy two): this is the kind of guy who seems like he was born a cannonball baby

by EbonyShinigami October 30, 2017

Baby Kia

Baby Kia is a American Rapper born and raised in Atlanta, Georgia who is the pioneer of a type of music titled “Crashout” where they do not give a care in the world what they say.

Baby Kia is a D1 Crashout

by Ihatecybertrucks July 3, 2024

Wavy Baby

something or someone who is cool, mellow, or has a smooth, relaxed vibe

Are you ok? I’m wavy baby

by Wavy Janie June 7, 2025

Baby Porno

the best thing to ever exist, a baby sexing with another one.

Minker: Name something better than god
Monker: Baby Porno.

by sunodim February 19, 2025

Locker-Room Baby-Bird

It’s when taking a “dry scoop” of pre-workout to the face before hitting a pump. Someone, usually of the preferred sex but if it’s with ur boys that’s cool, puts the “chaser” into their mouth to then spits it into yours to help wash down the powder.

Kyle: “Yo, I just ran a “Locker-Room Baby-Bird” with Ashly and I’m bouta hit a bench PR‼️“

Bradly: “Hell yeah boy, can you help me with mine real quick? “*passes gatorade* “Cuz we’re boys, right?”

by anonymous May 21, 2021

YA MOOLAH BABY

a part of a gabe n rap

We're an enterprise like Gabe Newell
Got fat stacks like Gabe Newell
I'm old school like Gabe Newell
Pump my own gas like Gabe Newell

International like Gabe Newell
Gotta goon squad like Gabe Newell
Own Valve Time like Gabe Newell
Boy I sell crack like Gabe Newell

Run a daycare like Gabe Newell
1 2 more like Gabe Newell
Got my face on the moon like Gabe Newell
Don't care about haters like Gabe Newell

We're not nice We don't sell rice
but mess with us you live a Half-life
Watch where your treading Your giving prepon
No limbs allowed so you best be steppin

Don't care about your origins and how you play
We only on Steam with the good ol games
Trading cards for badges man

YA MOOLAH BABY

by dakermitchip October 17, 2021

truffle baby

Truffle butter that oozed down to the vigina and got her pregnant and thus making a truffle baby

Christian: your a condom fail

Samantha: really because you're a truffle baby

by samanthaloveyoutoo September 10, 2016