to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.
"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally
"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane
"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane
by Charlielove777 <3 November 22, 2011

The villain's heel-face turn was so sudden, one minute he was plotting world domination, the next he was baking cookies for orphans."
by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024

When someone's uses a sugar face scrub on their vagina and has another person lick it off and rub their face in it
by Blue hawaii June 3, 2019

by Definition situation April 10, 2016

Definition: Face made during corporate meetings whilst very self-conscious of said conference face staring into camera lens feigning interest ... not in the meeting but in your own Dope meeting face (DMF)
That call was basic but for her Dope meeting face check it out it's incredible.... She must have been perfecting her Dope meeting face in her camera (DMF) during the first 15 minutes of this hour long rabbit hole call and looked super fake-interested.
by Stampliance August 22, 2022

The act of editing someone's social networking profile in a humorous, slanderous, or disgusting manner after finding they've left themselves signed in on an unattended computer.
Did you see Ed's profile? I guess he left his laptop signed in at the party, and he got face-raided.
by ZakTheDJ March 19, 2009

by Thasercha October 7, 2020
