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Email face blast

In direct email marketing, an email face blast takes place when a product promotion is sent out to a large number of targeted recipients simultaneously. Typically, this full-bore marking approach is used during in new campaigns introducing never before-seen products.
Jason: Email face blast is going out tomorrow on that new OTP promo.

Koyfie: Don't forget to send tissues along with that.
by Don's Johnson August 8, 2012
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The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.
Did you see Mrs. Jones' Resting Bless Your Heart Face, I couldn't tell if she was happy or not?
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021
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face puppy

When someone presses their face against their partner's and whines before or during cumming.

A combination of the sentiments of 'in your face' and to do something 'like a dog'; can denote desperation, inferiority, and/or pet play or puppy play.

Doesn't necessarily have to be face to face; their face to their partner's face, cheek, or even to their neck or shoulders can count as being a face puppy.
"I dommed him so good that he was a face puppy by the time I let him cum."
by ssnowman January 28, 2016
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salami face

dang gryffin mcgowan has such a salami face
by HT132 November 7, 2019
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face-glorious

Someone who constantly posts things about themselves on their facebook page in hopes for responses, yet never responds to other's posts.
Mary: This sux, I have to move.

Amy: I'm sorry hope you find a great place.
Jeff: It will all work out for the best.
Joe: Let me know if I can be of any help.

Mary: Does not respond to these well-wishes or say thank you or anything at all on others pages until she posts pics of her new house. (and the cycle begins again)

Jeff: Wow! Mary is so face-glorious! It's all about her. She didn't respond to my post about losing my job or my wife having a stroke.
by overitall July 22, 2010
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I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god itself would weep when presented with it
Friend 1: Hey man, I just finished watching Shouju Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? Hold up, let me search it up real quick
Not that long later
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?
by Yabeast101 March 22, 2025
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planted face

A more active-sounding version of the ever-popular 'face plant'. Best used in the past tense.
"Whoa did you see that? I totally almost planted face back there."
by bztwzr October 16, 2009
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