furries near me

A joke website that probably doesn't exist, used by my friend a lot lol.

Me: ......
Friend:....
*silence*
Friend: furries near me
Me:..what.
Friend: furries. near. me
Me: okay-

by Cherry ♥️ June 10, 2023

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Get the furries near memug.

me on a bike

literally just my whole life on a bike.

literally that's me on a bike

by kidonabike December 5, 2016

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Get the me on a bikemug.

me

loser

"Look at me I'm a huge loser"

by ilysmzdh July 24, 2018

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Get the memug.

show me your nails

When you ask your partner (in this instance a woman in general) to show their nails and another things more explicitly as she can take

Her breast in her hands

-"i asked her "show me your nails" and she sent a pic of her tits with her nails over them"
-"what color where the nails?"
-"huuh idk"

by Trunkishamuel January 1, 2022

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Get the show me your nailsmug.

<.7.9.7.6.>Trying To Get Me In Trouble Is The Definition Of Philosophy<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Trying TO Get Me In Trouble Is THe definition Of Philosophy<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Trying To Get Me In Trouble Is The Definition Of Philosophy<.7.9.7.6.>

by 03430AmazinguComplete7976 May 4, 2025

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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Trying To Get Me In Trouble Is The Definition Of Philosophy<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

When a person is attracted to someone’s male genitals they’ll scream “give me them balls” and then go into a ritual singing “jiggly jig jiggly jig jiggly jiggly jiggly jig!” And use their hands to try and tickle their balls.

“Give me them BALLS!” -tickle action with hands

by Jiggle jiffy April 4, 2024

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