Mountain Head

Mountain Head is a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others. Many cases lead to the victim being described as hella gay.

Guy 1: Look at that guy, he has a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others.
The Ghost of Hitler: Yeah, he’s a fucking mountain head

by Brick Frick November 30, 2017

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by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025

Head-Canon

Not necessarily canon, but canon in your own perspective. Your own alternate perspective of what’s canon.

In my head-canon, Mario in the original Donkey Kong games from the early ‘80s is actually the father of Mario and Luigi. That Pauline is probably a different Pauline. Maybe it’s modern Pauline’s mother. The second Mario in Donkey Kong Jr. is Mario and Luigi’s random uncle.

by AntiCircumcisionMan March 19, 2023

Give Head Month

For the Rest of October every girl has to give head to 2 boys for free.

Kyla Give me head
No

But it’s Give head month

by Undo cover fed October 5, 2020

Devastating Head

An incredible blowjob, one so good near fainting is quite common, but immense satisfaction is a guaranteed minimum.

"Bro, that girl I was telling you about gave me some devastating head last night!! "

by Zylomtl August 16, 2022

Head-Dogging

69 position but intended for two homosexual men rather than the heterosexual counter-part

So I travelled to his house for a couple rounds of head-dogging before we both finished, and left.

by helloiamjacks October 27, 2022

Head Bowlingball

When you decapitate someone's head from their body. And you stick 2 fingers into their eye sockets and 1 finger into their mouth. You then proceed to roll their cut off head into 10 pins, like a traditional bowling game.

Killer "Who wants to play bowling?"
Bowler "Let's play! I'm an expert bowler!"
Killer "You pick your ball first."
Bowler *picks a red bowling ball* "I choose this one!"
Killer "I CHOOSE YOU!"
*CHOPS OFF HEAD*
Killer "This is another great Head Bowlingball. After this game, I'll add it to my collection."

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025