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Sleep Apnea Baby

A term for someone who makes weird noises, can't breathe quietly, or otherwise makes a lot of strange but perceptible noises with their mouth.
"Did you hear Jack breathing earlier on call? He sounds like a sleep apnea baby."
by Zak Saturday March 8, 2024
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like taking candy from a baby

to be very easy
Beating them was the easiest thing in the world - it was like taking candy from a baby.
by Thịnh March 10, 2024
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Baby Kia

The most insane rapper to walk this earth.
Person 1 you heard that new baby Kia?
Person 2 yea was he even rapping or plotting a murder?
by Just a person who wrote sum March 10, 2024
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vore baby

a character or someone who is inside another character's stomach. usually seen in works of vore/nsfw
N: hey, did u see that drawing of paintbrush and cherries from ii?
Z: omg yea, i cant believe cherries was paintbrush's vore baby!
by Poopy shart March 10, 2024
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fundie baby voice

A very effeminate, breathy, high-pitched and childlike vocal style adopted by grown women prominently from an extreme evangelical Christian background.

Not to be confused with a natural accent as it's a technique learned by adult women to express a very submissive tone, mainly towards their male companion. It's a signal towards men around them that they know, like their children, they aren't at all equal in the family dynamic. So she relinquishes away most of the responsibilities and decision-making to their other half of the married relationship. Leaving cooking, cleaning, and child-rearing traditionally being the only duties to ever focus on.

Famously heard in evangelical Christian circles, as well as the tradwife fad.
I never expected to hear explicit tales of ...."migrant gang rape".... spoken at the Republicans' official State Of The Union rebuttal, but hearing all that in fundie baby voice made it somehow creepier.
by BornAgainDragon March 11, 2024
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pickled egg baby

a baby born with any number of maladies caused by the fact that the mother is 39 and has spent the last 25 years polluting her eggs with alcohol or other illicit substances.
can you believe Rebekka is pregnant again? than that bitch gonna have a pickled egg baby after all the shit she do.
by jamcam79 March 11, 2024
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Shein Baby

an overworked Chinese baby forced to work 24/7 making 0.01 cents an hour at the shein factory, lives in agony, torment , and is in pain since he was appointed to the shein factory since the age of -2.
Person 1: I have 97 chapters of stats homework to do in 3 days, i'm so tired!
Person 2: bros the shein baby
by the_og_shein_baby March 11, 2024
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