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Toe faced bitch

When a ugly bitches face and head is shaped like a big toe.

An effective way to differentiate between individual busted bitches in a flock of fugly hoes.

Looks like she slid out her Mama's coochie and face planted the floor, when her head was still all soft and shit.
"Toe faced bitch" used by 2 redneck meth heads conversing:

Is that an ugly woman or an Easter island head?

What ugly woman, where she at?

That toe faced bitch right there!

Oh ok, yeah, that is just a ugly toe faced woman. Thanks for efficiently directing my attention to the specific bitch that alarmed you. I was disoriented, with us being situated amongst this sea of fugly womenses, and all.

My friend, we must be ever vigilante, never letting our guard down, or them Easter Island heads, is gonna get us!

It sure be a lot easier, if all these toe faced bitches wasn't creeping. Hmmm

Just nevermind then toe faced bitches...

But what if I'm drunk?

You know the rule, nothing matters when we're drunk! Put it right in that toe face, all I care. I won't judge, none.
by Bigwhiteniggawhuhh April 29, 2023
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Roblox man face paper plate

the very thing i have on my wall im genuinely scared for my life its always looking at me

always looking at me im horrified

i dont know what to do about it
“that roblox man face paper plate is freaking me the fuck out throw that shit away man”
by doinkass May 4, 2023
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Poo face

The face you pull when you have to strain harder than normal to take a shit.
Ruby had poo face trying to push out a stubborn turd.
by Joely F May 15, 2023
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2 cakes 1 face

When a girl successfully shoves two cupcakes in her bootyhole and squats over her man's face to let him eat them out.
Suzy gave me that 2 cakes 1 face treatment, it was like an ice cream machine oozing cupcakery into my mouth!
by Bacon-Queen August 21, 2023
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dr dick face

someone who is being a real big dick and telling people what to do but what they are telling people is wrong
by ice nort paint August 24, 2023
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Your face

Similar to cringy annoying insults like "your mom" but the person insulting you doesn't wanna use "your mom" cuz its overused already or just dont wanna be mean to your mom ,so they just use "your face" instead
"Bro , you got -23 in science, like how is tht even possible u r THAT stupid?? bro you a dum dum "
"No, Your face is a dum dum"
"WWWAAAWWAAAHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭"

"Ayo bro , what's this in your purse?"
"Your face"
"*Dies*"
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Face Of A Noibat

A clean way to tell someone they look like a rapist
"Did you see Rex today"
"He shouldn't be down alleyways today"
"why"
"cause he's got a face of a Noibat today
by TheShagster25 August 30, 2023
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