constipated baby

Not being able to take a shit

Yo I be sitting on the toilet for hours.

Oh yea, you a constipated baby

by Fatz 105 February 28, 2024

Baby Eyes

when someones eyes are too innocent to see inappropriate things

dont look you’ve got baby eyes

by ababababawiwiwiwi August 27, 2025

first born babies/airbender fukkers

children who love the first fruits of the Heavenly Father and seek out to get what they want and obey God and make people obey God at all times. God grants them gifts because they seek God and love God in return.

Adonai is a first born babies/airbender fukkers child that can't handle abuse or hatred of thy neighbor because God says to love thy neighbor. So he socks the faces of people to get them back on track to loving their neighbor.

by aromabinger August 7, 2023

Baby Bird

When you cum inside a girl and suck it out with your mouth and spit it back in her mouth.

I blew my load in this girl then baby birded her

by ScrubShooter November 16, 2025

Oxy Baby

A person who's personality is changed drastically due to oxycodone

I'm a Oxy Baby

by R0XY02 April 12, 2022

Baby Blowjob

When two individuals (male and female) have sexual intercourse whilst in the middle of the female delivering the baby.

Beavis: "Hey why is your kids head deformed?"

Butthead: "Oh, yeah... I, uh, did the baby blowjob..."

by Babyfucker69420 December 13, 2019

Jail baby

A girl who’s waiting for a guy who is in jail and is often waiting a while and super loyal

Damn I wish I had a jail baby waiting for me when I get out

by Jennyveieve September 24, 2019