grab-bag baby

(n.) a baby that could have been fathered by an assortment of men and as such the childs birth father can not be distiguished because of the mothers frequency of coitus during a short time period.

25-50% of Maury guests or really fun spring break/week in vegas. Or, "I don't know who my baby daddy is, and I don't want no grab-bag baby".

by karma k December 20, 2012

Air BN-Baby

When you finesse a female by staying in her house, thinking she in a relationship

Dreyo: Yo you movin down here to LA?
Marcus: Hell yeah i’m on my way now.
Dreyo: Where you staying? In the Mariott?
Marcus: Nah I got a Air BN-Baby waiting for me

by tbc.dreyo April 10, 2019

Dough baby

A crybaby. It comes from back then the rich would have glass marbles and the poor would heat up dough and then paint it to look like marbles and that only way to figure out if they had a real one or not was if a glass marble would hit it hard because it would break. So a dough baby is someone who is fragile.

She is a dough baby.

by Okaysohowaresyou November 16, 2020

Baby Boomer Beige

The metallic beige color offered as a paint option for most mid-sized sedans favored by seniors like the Toyota Camry and Honda Accord. A synonym of old man tan, granny gold, grandma gold, grandpa gold and geezer gold.

My first car was a 1992 Toyota Camry in Baby Boomer Beige.

by Makubukuru Pro July 24, 2018

Cute Baby Fetus

A cute baby fetus is a big blue blob.
He is penis2022’s cute baby ballsack.
I love people eating my feet.

“Aww look at that blue blob!”
“I think it’s name is cute baby fetus.”

by ballsack2022 March 22, 2022

baby winky

A small penis the size you might expect on a baby.

Josh in our chemistry class has a baby winky. I know because I hooked up with him at the party at Betsy's house this past weekend. I had sex with Josh upstairs, but his penis was so small, I would call it a baby winky, some girls call it a baby dick or baby penis, but so small.

by Sara from Chemistry class April 28, 2014

the grandma is the baby

An widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."

Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby”.

by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023