John Cena's Wife

When you have no friends and you think someone is fat and ugly, you call them John Cena's Wife and they get sad and commit Oof in Roblox, btw your dad left you for the milk store.

Me: You are John Cena's wife
You: OOF

by Tah and Om are racist brats December 14, 2020

No-Pillow-Having-Wife

A wife who snuggles on the couch with you without bringing a pillow, and falls asleep, leaving you trapped as a headrest and you don't sleep well, but you still love her more than she loves you after you wake up sore.

My No-Pillow-Having-Wife fell asleep on me like that cute cat in those memes and I had to stay still all night so I didn't wake her up. Now I'm sore, but I still love that bitch more than anything.

by Ixidor Waveharp February 15, 2021

Wise Wife Words

When your wife words are wise and guides you in the right direction.

Listen and achieve. Easy task right ?

When success doesn’t knock your door, rely on Wise Wife Words. She is the key to success.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk June 02, 2019

dwayne wade's wife

some bitch that eats an NBA player's ass

Aye you seen that video about dwayne wade's wife? She went so deep in his ass

by William Waterhouse January 10, 2018

Ed sheerans wife

Sophie Sheeran is the name of Ed Sheerans wife

Did u hear Ed got married to Sophie Sheeran she’s Ed Sheerans wife

by Sophs.lmao April 03, 2023

Brendon Uries Wife

somebody who obsesses over brendon urie so they call themselves his wife.

person 1- Whats your name? Person 2: I’m brendon uries wife wbu? person 1- wtf

by brendon uries imaginary wife September 13, 2020

frosty the wife beater

When you're fucking a girl and pull out before cumming and cum in your hand and smack your girl really hard with the cum hand.

"Hey man, I just did Frosty the wife beater to my girl last night".
" What's that man".
"It's when you pull out and cum in your hand you ike turner her with the hand you cam in".

by manoraschuster August 12, 2023