An exclamation of surprise. Such as being told you've got straight A's, or you're getting a record deal unnexpectingly. Also can be used for lust.
Him: thats not a woman, thats my kid brother!
You: Well grease me up and call me Souzie
girl 1: Look at the ass on him!
girl 2: Well grease me up and call me Souzie!
You: Well grease me up and call me Souzie
girl 1: Look at the ass on him!
girl 2: Well grease me up and call me Souzie!
by Monsieur Blanche September 8, 2005
Get the Well grease me up and call me Souziemug. Can be used with or without the "Well". Australian equivalent of the American "Well, stick a fork in me because I am done!" Expression of surprise or disgust, or of having absolutely nothing else to say, or of being flummoxed, bewildered, dismayed, stunned, or perplexed. Acronyms: WFMDABMP, FMDABMP, WFMD, FMD. For some really good examples, watch the Australian movie "Welcome to Woop Woop". BTW, FMD would be an appropriate Australian response for an Australian completely mortified by an American telling him that his favorite Australian movie is "Welcome to Woop Woop".
American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"
American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"
Question from atop the toilet: "Where's the toilet paper?"
Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"
Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"
by The Winn Drive Wonder June 30, 2017
Get the Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!mug. by I can’t stand it anymore January 7, 2021
Get the I might as well kill myself nowmug. by well mr squarepants it see sus December 14, 2022
Get the well mr squarepants it seems you have the susmug. by Madlad420 February 17, 2020
Get the Well slap me silly and lick my willymug. An expression of astonishment.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 5, 2009
Get the well suck my dick and call me crazymug. A Egg McMuffin from McDonald's.
Phil: Wow, I just had a triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.
Dave: So you stopped by McDonald's this morning?
Phil: You know it!
Dave: So you stopped by McDonald's this morning?
Phil: You know it!
by bloodi x wolf December 16, 2010
Get the A triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.mug.