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magic fairy unicorn land

A place where unicorns poop magic fairies and vampires and Harry Potter come to save everyone! Yeeeeee!
Magic fairy unicorn land is totally nuup
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unicorn fucking

when you duct tape a dildo to your forehead and begin to have sex with your partner with the dildo.
guy: hey girl wanna unicorn fuck at my place?
girl: sure why not, who doesn't love unicorn fucking
guy: ok just gimme a second while i strap my dildo to my forehead
by N1NJABREDMAN September 9, 2016
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Feeding the unicorn

When a woman sucks your dick and milks your prostrate at the same time!
by Fukn paul March 11, 2017
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Unicorn

An extremely attractice redhead; possesses a mythological status due to the fact that finding a unicorn is rare but having the opportunity to ride one is even rarer.
Rose McGowan is a unicorn.

Nick: Dude, I hooked up with Rachel last night.

Zach: No way! You hooked up with the unicorn!?

Nick: Yea dude. We were drinkin beer and the next thing I know, she had her mouth around the tip of my penis. Then I took her back to my place and gave her the Tony Danza.
by Private Bitchass February 5, 2009
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Unicorn

Unicorn - n. -

1. Mythical creature with the form of a horse and a single horn. They don't exist.

2. An empowered and confidant individual, usual female, who joins couples for activities, usually sexual, and/or dating.

To unicorn - v. -

1. The act of joining a couple for healthy, happy, mutually satisfying activities, usually sexual.
Laurie was a happy unicorn and loved to frolic with well-adjusted, healthy, sex-positive couples of all genders.
by Psychedelic Harry Too January 5, 2015
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unicorn

when two lesbians are goin at it and one of them attaches a strap on to her head and starts raming the other like a lesbian with a strap on stickin out of her forehead does
Damn look at those sister's, mommy's expedition is unicorning dog.
by I found god DAWG May 3, 2003
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Killing the Unicorn

Slang for having sex.
Origin: Unicorns of myth reputably could only be tamed by virgins. So, were a man or woman to kill the unicorn they would be slaying the metaphorical virginity. Used in everyday situations it is simplified to having sex.
Guy 1: Dude? What are you doing tonight?
Guy 2: Oh, you know, going to my girlfriend's house. We're killing the unicorn.
by elemenopee March 13, 2009
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