Tommy hacker

An absolute cunt of a man who has a blonde head the shape of a monkeys ballsack. Likes to lick the little kids in parts that are not voluntarily presented to him. If you find yourself in a situation where you ever smell one of his farts, EVACUATE, because sorry man but you’re a goner. Those things can wipe out the entire earth. Also he likes his nostrils being licked so go lick his nostrils if you see him.

Look, there’s Tommy hacker *proceeds to lick his nostrils*

by SpreadingDemCheecks January 6, 2024

The Tommy Effect

When you date somebody named Tommy your hair becomes greasier and your face becomes spottier, in addiciton you could become more hated by people in your school. This lasts during the relationship to 2 months after the break up,

Im so mad rn, i look a state bc of the tommy effect.

by graceyhatesu January 7, 2024

Tommy Tallarico

A man who was featured on MTV® Cribs, Was the first American to work on Sonic, holds over 7 Guinness world records, and is the creator of the Roblox oof sound.

His mother is very proud.

Did you hear about Tommy Tallarico? I heard he was hired by Miyamoto himself to work on Metroid Prime! His mother must be very proud.

by MapleJava January 7, 2024

Tommy Guzcal

Polish resident of the Deerfield Red Light District during the draft kings era, known among villagers as a beef smelling dust ball who always had an extra comment, usually without meaning.

Girl: Do you know tommy Guzcal?

Me: Yeah I hate that dust ball. He smells like raw pork.

by Susan Gerber January 9, 2024

Tommy Mommy

A woman of dominant nature who cuddles you, asks you about your day, and tells you you're a good boy but punishes you if you misbehave. She will also partake in masculine hobbies or wear masculine clothing. A more refined taste for the submissive and breedable men in the world.

After me and my girlfriend had sex, she decided to watch the game. She's a real Tommy Mommy.

by GawainTheGreen January 17, 2024

Tommy

Tommy is a gross old man who likes girls who are barely adults. He is one major creep. Best to stay away from this rabbid invasion looking ahh creature, needs to be put down.

Bro also sounds like an uwu gacha boy man thing who secretly watches gacha heat because the missing princess rejected him so he big sad gacha uwu emo boy who always wears a hood to hide his ugly pedofile ratouille looking old man ahh face.

Mom: "OMG! Stay away, it's a Tommy."
Girl: "Why"
Mom: "He eats little girls"
-or-
G: OMG, he's old and looking at your rack
Other G: Oh...He must be a Gacha uwu Tommy

by urmomisinmybedqueenbarb January 18, 2024

Tommy

Tommy is a fucking idiot and is very stupid.

"Yo, i fucking hate Tommy!", "Yo, Dude, me too!"

by Tommyhater69_ January 24, 2024