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Tommy

Usually very handsome very mexican associated with some great men like Jesus, Adolf, putin the leader of russia, the leader of Isreal, vector, Batman, Christian bale, dababy, Johnny sins, Peter Parker, chico, Remy (cus he onb cooks), Rasputin. Usually not very good looking but he's a comedian so shi goes good wit the girls known to have the pete davidson effect he pulls occasionally mostly older girls friends wit patrizio steals cars frome harmons and Macy's and target and at Walmart only once... twice actually a formula 1 car and a rc car from fast and furious works out not very often and eats beans.
Young Civil teen- "yo its being dragged across the room"

Batman himself- "well ofc it's Tommy"

Young Civil teen- "but how can it be so long its almost 19 inches"

"Yo who's that kid that walking around with it swinging around"

Tommy's good friend Nicolas Cage- " that's my boy Tommy he's known to have the biggest of all time very sexy guy tbh no gay shi"
by Big man tommy November 23, 2023
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tommy roberts

by MyDingaling420 October 2, 2018
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Tommy Two Time

To deceive. Similar to “the ol’ switcheroo” Or “pull a fast one.”
We’re gonna pull a Tommy Two Time on them
by Em.sars April 9, 2019
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Tommy hacker

An absolute cunt of a man who has a blonde head the shape of a monkeys ballsack. Likes to lick the little kids in parts that are not voluntarily presented to him. If you find yourself in a situation where you ever smell one of his farts, EVACUATE, because sorry man but you’re a goner. Those things can wipe out the entire earth. Also he likes his nostrils being licked so go lick his nostrils if you see him.
Look, there’s Tommy hacker *proceeds to lick his nostrils*
by SpreadingDemCheecks January 6, 2024
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Tommy Wildhack

Did you know Tommy Wildhack’s brother James is gay?
by Alaska27 November 7, 2019
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Tommy

This boy definitely does economics... and is all about the city and more lash. So basically a reincarnation of satan, evil. Pure and utter evil. The cockiest being you will ever meet, he is generally convinced the world revolves around him. He is a walking red flag. However, he is very hot: Horny Obsessed Teen. Although he is incredibly annoying he will pay for your drinks (when he owes you one) so we love him rlly... Every weird quirk, especially his godly body and inability to resist his bestie :)
Ew I just met a Tommy
Urgh not Tommy again
Tommy's at it with his bestie again... urgh
by steve.nuelle January 8, 2022
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TOMMIE

The name gIven to:
A. 21y0F. Orphan child that h8. Helping others to do the right thing w/ pure intentions.

Fried 0r.I.p.s. Islyltd
4 ppl she wuv.

Usually does things backwards but ever once

In blue’ Moon findS.heRself doing all good things the most impoRtant natural function you @ll M.K.0. Simply breathing easier caressed with lullabies of a heartbeat.
Tdawg: I can’t fw tommie after she just walked out like that.

D1: yeah I dunno they all seem pretty pissed.
Tommie: What didn’t I do this time?
by Lttdg September 26, 2022
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