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Tommy Mai

absolutely annoying. This dumb despicable donkey talks so much crap online and behind people's backs but when it comes to a physical fight he runs the hell away as if Ken Chau had kicked his "butt to the moon". He is short asf too , probably shorter than Lord Fken Farquaad,wait, so short he can do a billion front flips under his bed. He gets beaten up as a teaching to not open his mouth and spit shit out again but obviously, the retard just does not learn. He is treacherous and he's those type of kids that would say some gay joke, for example. Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts
Tommy Mai: hey fuckers im playing some game irl cuz im gay

Others: *whispers* let's drop this smurf
by TheBigGay(ST) November 12, 2018
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Tommy McMurty

A word used to describe your future husband, IF you're particularly interested in pumpkins, black suits and excessive hopscotching. Your "Tommy McMurty" will hop and bounce around you forever and make you very happy. You will eat pumpkin soup every evening and decorate your home with beautifully carved pumpkin figures.
"Oh my God, I've been dying to find my Tommy McMurty. But last weekend I've went to this crazy party, and I was dancing with this skeleton dude first but then I turned around and my eyes fell on that pumpkin-clad man and I immediately knew…. this is the man I'll marry."
by Chrys/Lovie October 21, 2019
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tommy ray

Tommy Ray is the owner and founder of KRSNA the Cowboy, raw milk and butter products. His various music projects include; Uncontrolled Opposition, Magnetic Manly, American Accent etc. He is an exceptional Bikram yoga teacher, enjoys barefoot running, sun gazing and practices non-ejaculatory sex. He lives on his own land with his wife Elizabeth and his son Neville. Makes the world best latte (salted, honey, butter, latte). He is extremely wealthy, famous and powerful. He has sparkiling blue eyes and his strong and handsome. His pod cast was #1 in the country in 2023 and has helped guide many souls of integrity who are pursuing goodness, truth and beauty.
Guy #1: Omg, this music is mind blowingly good, who is it?

Guy #2: Bro, its my favorite artist, Tommy Ray, his spotify is under magnetic manly.
by TheHotDesert March 3, 2023
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ridder tommie

Ridder Tommie is the biggest hero you will ever met. He loves to fight about his best man with the coolest girl you’ll ever know. She always wins the fights because she is a very beautiful and lovely girl.
Look Ridder Tommie is flowergirl on the wedding of his bestfriends.
by Marisssssssss November 24, 2021
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Do the tommie

Lifting hands behind head a dry fucking the air
People come far and wide to see him do the tommie
by Tommieess February 9, 2020
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Tommy

When one runs from a fight
(Tommy) lets fight then
(Random) aight bet
(Tommy) *Runs away
by Catfire March 24, 2024
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Tommy cradock

He is in pap mode.
Tommy cradock will give you the curly finger.
by Tommycradick69 November 23, 2021
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