Vampire daiquiri

A strippers period blood put in a drinking cup mixed with Tito's

Drake is a lucky man, his girlfriend always makes him vampire daiquiris for free when he visits her job late at night

by anonymous October 28, 2021

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vampire gamer

Pros: Gamer of the night, extremely charming.

Cons: Kills relationships, sleeps during the day

1: I can’t stop staying up all night and playing video games.

2: I love you but if you keep this up you’ll be a forever vampire gamer

by The Shady Tree June 8, 2019

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A Parasitic Tenhead Vampire is known in the villages of Samoa as a Dawn. Dawn usually likes to instigate drama and will stop at nothing to make your life a living hell. Avoid the Parasitic Tenhead Vampire at any and all cost or you may lose your life or worse yet live with Dawn.

Omg did you hear what happened with the Heka's?

No what happened!?
They were attacked by a Dawn!!
You mean a Parasitic Tenhead Vampire!?
Yeah, I hope they survive and I hope that Parasite goes away!

by iessuchiha and likes anime August 2, 2022

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Vampire Teeth

When you eat a girl out when she’s on her period

Chad: did you eat her out?
Brad: yeah she was on her period.
Chad: congrats bro! You got your vampire teeth

by Nealspunchingbag May 11, 2019

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Vampire

The nickname you give the palest kid you know.

Random: Hey Vampire
Kid: Oh Hey:

by That one tall chick named Rae January 14, 2020

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Vampire Bottom

A kinky term referring to a submissive person who provides little or no expression or movement in response to the stimulations of a dominant person, often by laying silent and motionless during play (like a vampire).

I've met my share of vampire bottoms. Once, I tried flogging, tying, clamping, and even fucking a guy for hours, and I maybe got a single whimper and a twitch the whole time we played.

by The I Like Trains MAN January 15, 2024

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