National take calvin to Panda Express day

June 15 2020

Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt

by Nejeivk June 15, 2020

Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.

The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.

by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009

Huggy Panda Bear

Someone who's there for you and gives amazing hugs. They make you feel warm inside and accomplished. Huggy Panda Bear has a good appetite too and shares food.

That person is a huggy panda bear, they shared food with their best friend.

by Panda girl is real December 15, 2023

pounding panda

Male is panda, female is bamboo. Missionary bear hug and nibble on her neck /ear (like the leaves on a bamboo tree) pound away ... the pounding panda

Him: Whats your favorite position?
Her: The pounding panda.
Him: Mine too. Lets do it.

by Terzouhoe April 21, 2018

Panda

a cute bear that eats bamboo but can rip out your organs like any other bear.

that panda is so cute!

You do know that’s a bear that eats bamboo? It can and will kill you.

by Animal crossing October 11, 2021

PANDA+

Meaning:

Pansexual/romantic
Asexual
Nonbinary
Demisexual/romantic
Aromantic
+ is for any other sexual/romantic orientation or gender that is rejected by people outside and inside of LGBT+ community

Person 1 : Hey, have you heard about PANDA
Person 2 : You mean that cute animal?

Person 1 : Nah, I mean the PANDA+ community. It's for rejected sexualities and genders
Person 2 : Nice bro

by _yoka_ March 20, 2019

Panda

When you are being a panda you are being a square and also a dumbass, if you have the name "Panda" online (at any point in the username) you are adopted and your family doesn't love you, but you watch a lot of twitch and have no social life

He was being such a Panda

by LucidIsHere_ April 20, 2022