Jacksonville Birth Control

To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.

Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.

by beeeeeeeeeeej February 20, 2011

External locus of control

It's called "NOT BEING A SOLIPSIST."

Hym "That's literally all an external locus of control is. The absence of solipsistic delusion."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2024

Gun Control

Another word for penis

My husband had gun control going on last night!

by DragonKingAn March 23, 2019

Control

When you type a paragraph
to somebody then delete it
and say ok

I was about to put the bitch in her place but I
controlled myself.

by Rlittle2025 September 7, 2021

5.25inch bay lcd fan controler

small lcd usually toch screen in some pc`s 5.25inch drive bay used to control fans.

I have a 5.25inch bay lcd fan controler in my pc

by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm April 9, 2023

Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.

GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."

by png.mp3 May 30, 2018

Cause For Control

Cause For Control are a pop, punk, rock band from Bournemouth. Including members Dale Fisher (Guitar, Vocals), Lewis Patrick (Guitar, Max Ashley (Bass) and Rory McHugh (Drums)

Hey, have you heard of that band Cause For Control, they sound pretty awesome

by Cause For Control November 24, 2019