GORILLA BRAIN

The art of small brain activity in relation to everyday occurrences.

Emem: Yoo that nigga Matthew lit the J yesterday with the filter still in his mouth.
Felix: Bruh mans def got that Gorilla Brain.

Philos: Broo you never tried smoking like that though?!

by northerntitties February 20, 2022

gorilla golf

basketball

When Lebron James dunks the basketball, that is gorilla golf at its finest.

by Convict's Comic May 24, 2023

gorilla burst

When a guy is getting a hand job, under something to hang on to, grabs hold of it, performing a pull-up until their penis is at the girl's face height, turning that hand job, into some nice dome. After he gets that one poke in her mouth, he blows his load all over her, concluding the gorilla burst.

Jonny: My relationship with my girlfriend is going well, but we have been at the handjob stage for almost 3 weeks now. How do I take our sex life to the next level without forcing her?
Joe: Just gorilla burst all over her, show her whose boss.
Jonny: Great idea joe!

by Dbro555 February 21, 2012

Gorilla snatch

When the pussy is so disgusting it looks like a gorilla demolished it.

Dude, I was going to get with this one chick when I was blacked out, but then I saw her gorilla snatch.

by OtherLtDan February 11, 2021

Gorilla

Truly the most powerful animal in existence people say these creatures are endangered but the truth is these sexy deadly creature are repopulating like flys in the Amazon jungle for war and there's nothing we can do be get prepared for doomsday

Gorilla: ( crazy gorilla noises )

Human: ( dies )

by Scared gorilla October 5, 2021

Gorilla boxing

Something a dumb twat said he can knock my friend out because he does it

Dumb as : I do gorilla boxing I can knock you out in 1 punch.

by Garyj2020 June 22, 2020

gorilla shit

advanced ape shit

guy 1: ayo you heard of the dude that destroyed the stalls because he got pissed off?

guy 2: yeah he went fuckin gorilla shit

by cockmuncher10 April 19, 2022