by Mel111111 April 11, 2007
A hippie that grows up to be a basketball enforcer. The typical graduation from sports denouncer to sports fanatic. Only the farts smell just as wretched
spotted it! A goatee. Clearly a stoner and new to the game. Guts Malone. More of them poppin up every day
by Randall Fist November 13, 2019
A horrific fart. This are typically the worst of both worlds, somehow being very, very loud and also incredibly odourous. Gut rippers are a violation of the Geneva Convention, and must come with ample warning so all personnel may evacuate the area. Gut rippers can also be quite painful, either in the stomach area or rear end. After a gut ripper, immediate medical attention is required to anyone in the radius of the ripper, and also the person who gave the ripper initially. However, the administrator of the ripper may have to be locked away in prison for fear they unleash another one. Gut rippers are usually triggered after a really juicy meat based meal. Also, if one makes no effort to contain the ripper, shitting oneself is a guaranteed event, and the shit may even penetrate the victims underwear and outer pant layers, almost like a railgun bullet.
We were cruising on the bridge when James warned us he had a ripper coming. Due to a traffic jam on the bridge, our only option was to throw him over the edge. With a heavy heart, we all did so. He exploded just after he hit the water. Unfortunately, a bunch of fish floated to the surface immediately, along with a scuba diver. A gut ripper at it's finest.
by sigmasuprise125 May 01, 2024
an absolutely geneva convention violating stinky fart that can not be stopped, suppressed or muted in any way. You could turn on a jet engine and not drown out a gut ripper. These often hurt coming out and cause stomach gurgling. If you hear your stomach gurgling violently and a strong feeling down there, get away from large crowds before you explode. Sometimes, gut rippers are legally considered chemical weapons. Also, some cause 100% chance of sharting. Be careful around these.
by sigmasuprise125 November 23, 2023
Thought I was hooking up with a pregnant chlick the other night so I didn't use a condom; come to find out bitch was a fraud gut!
Him: Congratulations, ma'am, when are you do?
Her: Excuse me? I'm not pregnant!
Him: Well then, don't I feel embarrassed..., you fuckin' fraud gut!
Him: Congratulations, ma'am, when are you do?
Her: Excuse me? I'm not pregnant!
Him: Well then, don't I feel embarrassed..., you fuckin' fraud gut!
by Orientxp1 January 16, 2019
by Wormdress April 24, 2023
Noun:
Gut sex; referring to the Greek God of Assholes. Formally known as Mason the Gut.
- Gut sex, anal fucking, back door creeping, pound the brown ect...
Gut sex; referring to the Greek God of Assholes. Formally known as Mason the Gut.
- Gut sex, anal fucking, back door creeping, pound the brown ect...
by Sir Francis Tristanounomus March 17, 2018