Evan

Evan is one of the best friends you will ever have. He is kind, funny, joyful, and loving. Evans are pretty smart, but they can sometimes act like a know-it-all. He is one of the most hilarious and fun people you will ever meet, and he can always make you laugh, even if you are nowhere near him. Though he may seem weird to people who don’t know him, his close friends know that he is complety insane, but it’s great. It is so fun to be around an Evan. Evan is a friend that will always be there for you no matter what. Evan is also known to be an amazing lover. Ladies seem to love him because of his wild side. Evan keeps the ladies on their toes with his love making in bed. Evan is very spontaneous person and loves trying new things. Evan is very talented and successful in anything he does. He is also known to be lucky in many ways. If you have the blessing of being friends with an Evan, never let him go.

Evan is a wonderful friend.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Nick Evans

The asshole in school who yells answers very loudly and interrupts the class

Dave: Shit that Nick Evans kid is in our class fuck. Steve: shit and I liked this class.

by Nickevanssucks June 3, 2019

Evanism

Evanism is a religious cult based of being a different than everyone if someone likes something like valorant evanisms well make it their job to hate that video game and day another ones different not only this if they meet a girl and they start talking to them they well automatically start liking and listening too the girls music taste to relate with her

Bro this guy is being so different defiantly and evanism

by Yeuri June 6, 2022

Evan

If Your name is Evan He could drop your nan in the boxing ring and rko your aunt

If Your name is Evan He could drop your nan in the boxing ring and rko your aunt

by Dabbing Monster July 25, 2019

Evan

Evan is a decently smart dude that becomes confused and gets lost half the time. His hair is fucking alive whenever you to he is very good in sports. His hair grows extremely fast and he tends to shower once a year. He is very rich but weirdly, he does not buy clothes quite often and he wears the same thing everyday. On the bright side he gets straight A's on most of his tests but he does shit when it comes to art. If you ever meet an Evan, i suggest you leave the country. His jokes are cheesy most of the time especially on his social media. HE MASTURBATES HIS HANDS AND ITS SO ANNOYING, LOL

OMFG EVAN IS HERE! RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
EVERYBODY HOLD YOUR BREATHE, EVAN IS COMING CLOSE

by Ayesha Mesha Femmy June 13, 2018

elevator evans

going poop in a public bathroom.

originates from the stall being like an elevator and you go into it to send "one" down

"Be right back, I have to go to elevator evans"

"That took less time then to go to elevator evans"

by buttlordprimus May 28, 2019

evan kek

A smoll boy that got rejected by his crush Joy. Is very horny always and is 60% gay. Is FCE partners with the legendary,mythical,magical,awesome urban dictionary word creator RCKOS.

Evan Kek: Would you date me?
Joy: I'm sorry,you're not my type
Joy: We can still be best friends right?
Evan Kek: ......

by RCKOS February 19, 2020