alaskan banana split redunk

When you take a shit in a condom and make it into a ball and freeze it. Then proceed to use it as a Dildo.

What do you want for your birthday?
An Alaskan banana split redunk!!!

by redunker January 14, 2019

wet Alaskan polar bear.

When you paint a grizzly White, then finger it until it is wet.

He gave that bear a wet Alaskan polar bear.

by money grabber 69 April 13, 2021

Alaskan Slip ‘n’ Slide

The act of glazing five or more people at once with semen, then proceeding to line them up in a row, naked, laying down shoulder to shoulder. The perpetrator now slides belly-first down the slick aisle of cum-slathered torsos.

That rager was lit, I hear Tony pulled an Alaskan Slip ‘n’ Slide off with some freshman girls.

by SpeedyKitten March 5, 2019

alaskan crab cake

A sex move involving a man doing a bridge with a women performing a handstand while gentle falling on to the man's dick.

"Yeah man, I broke my dick last night performing the Alaskan Crab Cake."

by Omega45 May 30, 2016

Alaskan Mussy Mangler

Shitting A Condom Half-Full, Freezing It, Then Sticking Half Your Penis (Depeding On Size) Into The Condom, Then Proceeding To Thrash Around Inside One's Mussy

Tom: Dude, At The Party Last Night, I Witnessed Something Awful

Paul: What Was It!?

Tom: Someone Suffered The Wrath Of An Alaskan Mussy Mangler, They Required A Wheel-Chair To Leave...Sad.

by D35 November 29, 2009

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.

Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

alaskan fudge cap aka (AFC)

the piece of shit left on the head of your dick after anal sex.

I was plowing this girl in the ass and when I pulled out that was when I realized that I had an Alaskan fudge cap aka (AFC).

by Billdoe December 23, 2012