trash panda my junk

To grab and fondle ones junk like a raccoon trying to grab food.

I’m gunna go home and trash panda my junk while guardians of the galaxy.

by nckfrmn231 December 28, 2017

Big Mash Panda Face

Too describe an overly large, strangely round, and unusually pudgy face.

Thomas: Would you like to go for a drink with my friend, Deborah?
William: No, she just stares at me.
Thomas: That will be your big mash panda face.

by kamaal_yideen October 16, 2011

National take calvin to Panda Express day

June 15 2020

Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt

by Nejeivk June 15, 2020

Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.

The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.

by FaggotBoyFresh March 08, 2009

panda choke

When u choke after toking a bowl while sucking a dick.

She panda choked all over the club.

by BOOMER1212 October 12, 2020

Sleep Panda

When you tend to cuddle in your sleep

And there was Tom, being a sleep panda to Richard

by BrokenRecord6132 November 24, 2021

pounding panda

Male is panda, female is bamboo. Missionary bear hug and nibble on her neck /ear (like the leaves on a bamboo tree) pound away ... the pounding panda

Him: Whats your favorite position?
Her: The pounding panda.
Him: Mine too. Lets do it.

by Terzouhoe December 11, 2017