gag tears

When someone tears up from gagging on a dick

“Her make up was running from gag tears”

by Discoverygirl February 28, 2019

Taint Tears

The nut running down a mans taint when he was taking a breather from ejaculating but his dick drooped and the nut fell on his taint

“I was takin a breather then I jumped when mah cold taint tears touched mah butthole”

by CoochieChomper6ixnine March 4, 2019

Texan tears

Slang for shots of alcohol.
The shot-tear correlation lying in the fact a real Texan loves their fair share of alcohol, and shots comparably low amount.

Derek: Blood, sweat, and tears, it’s what makes a man.
Ren:Real man’s comprised of blood, sweat, and Texan tears.

by Titty Boner June 1, 2019

Faggot tears

Kinda like male tears but it's the cum of a faggot.

I drink faggot tears

by MFWANG October 21, 2019

Frog Tears

Spawning from a Pepe The Frog meme, Frog Tears refers to a male's semen (similar to male tears).

Guy 1: Did you just see that picture of that WSJ reporter with a mug saying frog tears with an image of Pepe?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guys 1 and 2: Nice

by Cum Dispenser November 9, 2019

Skid Tears

Tears of a script kiddie. These are the people who troll hacker forums. They are bored and threaten to boot other people offline with the scripts they find on pastebin. They often go to other forums and beg for help to get the script working. Often they'll beg their parents for money for an extra VPS to run the scripts on. They generally commit suicide within a year of becoming a skid.

"i promise not to be a dumb skid"
If they say that they are a dumb skid, and cry skid tears when they cant get into the pentagram

by uwumaster69_420 May 13, 2020

hancock tears

When you pretend to cry to distract people from recognising what a grade one bell-end your are. Hoping your tears will somehow make you appear human and make you immune to criticism.

You fucked up, it’s your mess, own it, and you can stop those Hancock Tears right now you bell-end!

by Theisolationroomshow December 13, 2020