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Maths teacher

My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”
Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”
by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023
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dishwasher teacher

the teacher who yells at you for puting random stuff in the dishwasher during food technology
Dillon: bruh i just got yelled by the teacher
Jeffrey: which teacher?
Dillon: The dishwasher teacher
by derpythincow March 18, 2021
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Teachers boss

The one student who makes the teacher the bitch
Teachers boss as the Danny making his teacher get on their knees and bleed forgiveness
by Daddy teacher May 14, 2018
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Teacher

A teacher is someone who will take away your right to go to the bathroom, speak, have fun or leave if not in sessions. This is a noun that can be stereotyped.
by Ahree December 24, 2022
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Kiss a Teacher day

a day where you get to kiss your teacher
everyday
oh it’s *todays date* gonna kiss mr hill since it’s kiss a teacher day!
by mrhillisdaddy37738273 November 20, 2020
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Teacher

PLS NO! Teachers are the worst jobs to have and are fucking crusty stupid Baka useless. Even though, in my school, we all, the kids, are so mad bc the teachers are strict. ALSO THE KIDS AGED 1-13 GO THERE, EVEN FOR PRE-SCHOOL! It’s annoying cuz we wake up early like 3:30 AM. Can’t even take breaks! No Saturday or Sunday off! No Spring, Winter, Autumnwe have autumn break, ok? and Winter Break! I’m like in the 6th grade but it’s just that the younger childrenor kids for replacement are treated fairly but the 3-6 graders get treated UNFAIRLY! You heard me, unfairly. Teachers send u to this prison-like place called school. It’s so long and mean. You get put there with a bunch of dumbasses and fat dummies.
Teacher: Who’s ready for a pop quiz?
Students: HELL NAH IM OUTTA’ HERE!
by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 15, 2023
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Teacher's Pet

The teacher's pet is like satan. they will remind the teachers about homework and you will want to murder him
Teacher's Pet: TEACHER YOU FORGOT OUR HOMEWORK!!!
Tod: SHUT THE FUCK UP BRO
by Jesus Christ?! March 9, 2023
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