Suri

An amazing funny and chilled girl who’s blonde and is NOT named after suri cruise because She was born AFTER suri cruise

Also she is a genius and does not love school

Yessuriiiii

Omg did u see suri got the best grade in the class

by Hhsbshsbdbbddbdbdbdbdbd November 21, 2018

crusty surprise

The crusty part of one's bedsheets soiled with cum from a nocturnal emission or self-handjob. Dogs prize crusty surprises as delicacies, much as we prize lemon merangue pie, and will seek them out in the morning whilst their owners are showering. Not to be confused with the crusty pillow surprise, although there's no reason why a pillow couldn't have a crusty surprise.

Woman: Richard, come here.
Man: What?
Woman: It's your dog. What's he doing?
Man: Barney! What you lickin there?
Barney: really guilty look
Man: Look's like Barney found himself a Crusty Surprise.
Woman: That's disgusting.
Man: That's all right, Mr. B! That cookie's yours!

by Richard J December 14, 2008

Egg Surprise

A bagel toasted with a microwaved egg in the middle, and then cheese melted on the egg. You can also add salt and pepper.
Other toppings might be onions, tomato, green peppers or bacon.

For breakfast today I had an egg surprise.

by Drew Banner January 4, 2009

caramel surprise

Caramel surprise refers to when the female partner in an all white relationship gives birth to a mixed baby.

You should have seen the look on Dave's face when him and his wife had that caramel surprise.

by Imafirenmahlazors March 8, 2011

carpet surfer

A person who micro inspects the floor to retrieve spilled dope. Often with a magnifier and/or flash light.

When the dope is gone, Becca becomes a carpet surfer.

by gina govina September 13, 2017

To surviv

To surviv is a verb related to the action of playing the battle royale game “surviv.io”

I was surviving(to surviv) and the teacher caught me!

by RHS scientist May 12, 2019

Sit n surf

The act of surfing the internet whilst sitting on the john/lou/toilet/crapper/dropping a deuce/AWESOME.

I have to bid agressively on this ebay item, but i also have to shit... Its cool, I'll jist SIT N SURF.

by Jabroner April 13, 2011