1. n. the name for both the substance and the moment at which you have realized that you have shit your pants, but it has yet to leak out of your anus to ruin your best underwear and your day.
Those chicken livers I had last night must have been bad because this morning when I dropped ass the ol slow grease dribbled out and ruined me favorite drawers.
by Doc Guitar November 6, 2014

by edhu asdjfkbhj May 10, 2018

Mainly used in Ireland. If someone is slow means they are slow in the head. Basically means that they did something wrong or said something wrong.
Tim joe: omfg is she acc slow Johnny: ikr she just fucking retarded like y tf did she do that she so slow
by Sound out March 30, 2019

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.
Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.
*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned
Me: first time?
While peeking out of flatmates closet.
Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.
*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned
Me: first time?
by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 1, 2021

by reallycoolpersonlmfao September 8, 2020

anyone or thing, such as a process, or procedure that takes any given elongated wait of time that shouldn't .
by jgrezn February 23, 2023

A person with a southern accent that northerners mistakenly judge to be slow.
Often used as an adjective.
Often used as an adjective.
by Meow Jones November 6, 2020
