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Shooting From The Dick

Similar to “shooting in the dark” or “shooting from the hip”. When you guess at a particular subject with about as much accuracy as you would have using your penis.
Guy 1: How much did that countertop cost?
Guy 2: About $5,000.00
Guy 1: Are you sure?
Guy 2: I don’t know. I’m just shooting from the dick.
by BlockDoctor December 27, 2019
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Shoping

The act of cuckolding, specifically eating and drinking while watching his significant other as she gets aggressively fucked by her bull who repeatedly degrades him.
I can't maintain an erection so my wife and I began "shoping" 3 nights, I get my belly full and so does she.
by Clingerkinger January 17, 2021
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Shooting day

Schools Shootings are allowed on this day.
Just kidding, you sick fuck.
June 32, cause it doesn't exist!
1: wanna shoot up a school? It's shooting day
2: your sick.
2: Fuck no.
by Yeyeyeydychd May 20, 2021
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free-shopping

also known as shoplifting, this is the act of removing items from a business without paying for them.
free-shopping : Jo-Hailey went to 7-Eleven and free-shopped them out of all of their Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Doritoes, the day their shoplifting alarm wasn't working.
by Chairman-Mao January 30, 2006
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Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.
1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.
by Decattatom April 25, 2011
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Google Shopping

A division of Google that lets you search all online shops. It can be very useful in some cases...but usually you get really repetitive results.
Dude 1: Ugh, I can't find any tourettes guy DVDs on Ebay or Amazon.com!
Dude 2: Oh...well then try a Google Shopping search.
Dude 1: It says, "You search did not match any documents"!
Dude 2: Well, sucks for you. Go find it in a store.
by Mechanic1d January 25, 2012
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granny shopping

(Or grandpa shopping.) The practice of making a trip to the grocery store almost every single day and only buying food for one day's meals/snacks at a time, rather than shopping for the whole week, two weeks, or month. Often done by people who have a lot of free time on their hands - i.e. elderly retirees (hence the name), stay-at-home moms who are waiting for kids to get out of school, etc. This daily trip to the store is the main social event of their life.
When Claire had gone six months without a date, she was tempted to start granny shopping just for the increased chance of meeting somebody at the grocery store one day.
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf January 6, 2014
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