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Rule 11

If two friends of opposite gender are bored for over an hour, they must engage in sexual experimentation
Girl: God, there's nothing to do.
Guy: How long have we just been sitting here?
Girl: Over an hour.
Guy: Rule 11
by Johnny Postit March 30, 2009
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one third rule

A restriction for anal sex invented by director Kevin Smith. When the penis is longer than 6 inches, you can demand that it is only inserted 1/3 the way in.
His cock was so long that she demanded the one third rule!
by JohnnyFlash71 October 16, 2010
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Rule 16

Generally accepted internet rule that states that there are no girls on the internet. Usually used with rule 34.

An actual real internets girl will typically NOT engage in explicit description of her sexual organs or their current, past, or projected future engagements. For example, a real Internet girl might mention she is on her period. This is fine, well within realgurl guidelines and a clear warning to leave the immediate vicinity. However, she is unlikely to describe the vile seepages involved. Eg: "The crimson ichor of my wymenhood cycle is leaking from my puffy, raw vagina (That aches to be fucked)."

'There are no girls on the internet' first gained popularity among what indisputably is the majority internet user demographic, the chronic unlayable.
A: Hey, I just spotted this hot chick!
B: Rule 16.
by Ryutaro May 9, 2008
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runescape fuck

runescape fuck is cybering(talking dirty) with some sad pathetic man or girl who cant get laid in real life.
Runescape Dude:OMG I just got runescape fucked!!!!

Friend:I don't know you anymore...

Runescape Dude:DUDE I JUST GOT LAID!!!!

Friend:OVER THE INTERNET!-walks away-
by schmexxiibexxiee June 21, 2009
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Rule 58

If this rule is applied to anything it must be permanently ignored for that point onwards.

This rule only applies to the speaker, however it is generally seen to be polite to not mention the subject in question to the speaker of the rule.
Speaker: "I call rule 58 on my ex-girlfriend!"

Man: "You can't be serious?"

Speaker: "Rule 58 is final!"

Man: "Fair enough, I can sympathise there"
by TLK1- The tall guy November 5, 2010
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rule 34.2

There are ponies of it, no exceptions.
1:Hey, have you seen rule 34.2 version of pokemon?

2:ugh, ponies.
by CCYD November 2, 2013
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Ruler dick

A penis that measures at 30cm or more, the average size of a ruler.
1. She say that I got a ruler dick

2. Man I got a ruler dickz
by rymaxam October 26, 2017
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