Retard mutant emo thing 

When theres a person that is a mix in betweem scene/prep.

"Whats with that weird looking scene kid with the aeropostale shirt?"
"Oh, nvm, its just a retard mutant emo thing."

Retard mutant emo thing by Zetsubou Walker February 9, 2009

Retardamis 

One who is far beynd being retarded or a retardaholic. The retardamis is someone that is a professional at being retarded. The best of the best; the elite

Come forth retardamis and explain to me what it is like to be truely retarded

Retardamis by Stengy18 January 13, 2010

Retard Shivers 

Experiencing something so retarded that it gives you shivers.

Everyone broke out in song during today's status meeting...weird, gave me the retard shivers.

Scientology gives me the retard shivers.

Atheist at a baptism = retard shivers.

Retard Shivers by [Ryuk] November 11, 2011

retard pillow 

NOUN /ˈrēˌtärd ˈpilō/

A stuffed cloth or cushion used to protect a mentally handicapped person from harming himself or others.

"I had to duct tape him with a bunch of retard pillows before I left the house."

retard pillow by Necrolepsy June 25, 2014

retard 

1) Someone with a mental disability that everyone treats with kid gloves and condescension because they assume everyone else is treating them like shit.

2) Someone who is acting stupid, unintentionally acting as if they have a mental disability.

1) Jen: (insincerely, looking for everyone to think she's sympathetic and a good person) Aww did you see Jan? Good for him, he's rolling his wheelchair all on his own. What a shame that such a wonderful brave person. What an inspiration.
Jon: Shut the fuck up Jen, you phony materialistic slut. Jan's actually intelligent, you're just treating him like a child, ironically making you the retard in this situation.

2) You fucking retard, you don't put the cheese in the boiling water you strain the pasta first. This is the last time I'm letting you make the mac and cheese.

retard by Ricardo Ryder January 19, 2016

retard powers 

Being as stupid as possible, therefore making others around you stupid by talking.

"His retard powers are so great, my iq drops by 50 every time he speaks."

retard powers by 100%Retard January 30, 2016

retard 

Trump and Hillary

What kind of person would vote for those retards?

retard by Getrekt.com October 23, 2016