john pumpkin

A person that is really bad, stupid or beta

That knigger is a John pumpkin

by Will F24 December 11, 2018

Pittsburgh pumpkin

The act of defacating on on a womans chest while she performs fellatio on you.

Man i had this nasty freaky bitch give me a Pittsburgh pumpkin the other night

by Fallen savior May 11, 2019

Lottie Pumpkin

A random character made of pumpkins and clotted cream. Her favorite person is Jerry the duck. They also love hurricanes to get to the top shelf of meth.

My grandma used her hurricane to get the meth for Jerry and his stalker, Lottie Pumpkin.

by Lottiepumpkinlover34 October 18, 2019

sloppy pumpkin

The sexual act of achieving orgasm by using a rotting pumpkin as a makeshift male masturbatory aid.

I was taking out the trash and I caught my roommate giving himself a sloppy pumpkin with the jack-o-lanterns we threw out a few weeks ago. Ugh, it's almost Christmas, it was nasty.

by Chancellor Berry Newt December 24, 2019

Smashing pumpkins

A term used when two gay males are fucking and their balls are smacking together "smashing pumpkins"

A gay guy tells his friends " sorry I didn't answer your phone call last night me and my boyfriend were Smashing Pumpkins"

by Skruffyjohnson November 6, 2020

Smashing Pumpkins

Smashing Pumpkins are an annoying band.

I have never liked their music, I have always found it to be corny as fuck. Sappy. The only album that was good was Siamese Dream. I could never get through all their other albums in full.

Smashing Pumpkins are dull.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020

Leftover Pumpkin

The discharge leftover from anal sex using the innards of a gourd or root vegetable as a lubricant.

Joe: Damn! Smells funky in here!

Caity: yeah, got some leftover pumpkin around

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 27, 2020