When you get so nervous before an occasion, instead of getting pre-game jitters, you get pre-game shitters.
by CrazynameJane June 24, 2016
Karl: "Did you see that chick over there, she just spit up her last bite of food into a napkin."
Monique: "She must have a bad case of pre-digestive bulimia."
Monique: "She must have a bad case of pre-digestive bulimia."
by Momo Mayes June 22, 2007
Barry: I must've had Pre Nut Haze last night to want to go back with that girl.
Larry: Did post nut clarity hit you hard?
Larry: Did post nut clarity hit you hard?
by DopeVision April 06, 2022
The act of having a substantially alleviating and motivational bowel movement before any type of race. The Pre-race Dump (PRD for short) is an essential part of any smart racer's routine.
"There is absolutely no way that I will lost this race after that PRD"
"Water? Check. Shoes? Check. Pre-race Dump? CHECK! I'm ready."
"Water? Check. Shoes? Check. Pre-race Dump? CHECK! I'm ready."
by BeulahBeast February 28, 2012
The dance that numerous (usually two oncoming) people do in a desperate attempt to avoid collision with one another.
Usually involves several direction changes from left to right. Often, the dance partners will actually collide with one another or simply stop and stare at each other, until a decision is made.
Usually involves several direction changes from left to right. Often, the dance partners will actually collide with one another or simply stop and stare at each other, until a decision is made.
Due to the irritation of the Pre-Collision Dance and the resulting death or severe injuries, I hereby instate the North American "keep to the right" standard of transit organization to apply to pedestrians as well!
by FUGGYEW July 20, 2009
When you have not got your pottermore welcome e-mail yet, and feel like your heart was ripped out of your chest, and it will never come. In worst cases, you accept the fact that you are a squib.
Girl: Do you want to come out?
Boy: No. All i want in the universe is my pottermore welcome e-mail! Oh, face it, I have pre-pottermore depression!
Boy: No. All i want in the universe is my pottermore welcome e-mail! Oh, face it, I have pre-pottermore depression!
by pprofessional nargle stunwitch August 20, 2011
when you don't have any issues with actually committing to a person once you've done it, but issues prior to that commitment on whether or not you should actually do that with said person, regardless of how good they seem.
by City Boy Up! December 20, 2022