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Pre-event Prevention

When there is an event oncoming, and you decide to leave any work you have until after the event has ended. This can be because it feels like you cannot get much done in the time until the event starts, or a subtle means of procrastination.
Louis has a badminton match in 2 hours, and a physics test tomorrow, but because the badminton match is 'only' in two hours, he decides to just start studying once the match has ended. He is practising pre-event prevention of his studies.
by WriterLifer September 10, 2022
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Pre-collision Dance

The dance that numerous (usually two oncoming) people do in a desperate attempt to avoid collision with one another.

Usually involves several direction changes from left to right. Often, the dance partners will actually collide with one another or simply stop and stare at each other, until a decision is made.
Due to the irritation of the Pre-Collision Dance and the resulting death or severe injuries, I hereby instate the North American "keep to the right" standard of transit organization to apply to pedestrians as well!
by FUGGYEW July 20, 2009
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pre-pottermore depression

When you have not got your pottermore welcome e-mail yet, and feel like your heart was ripped out of your chest, and it will never come. In worst cases, you accept the fact that you are a squib.
Girl: Do you want to come out?
Boy: No. All i want in the universe is my pottermore welcome e-mail! Oh, face it, I have pre-pottermore depression!
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Pre-Digestive Bulimia

Spitting out a chewed up bite of food because you realize you can't eat one bite more.
Karl: "Did you see that chick over there, she just spit up her last bite of food into a napkin."
Monique: "She must have a bad case of pre-digestive bulimia."
by Momo Mayes July 20, 2007
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Pre-packaged deal

When someone has a close friend or significant other they simply can not hang without. It's hard to invite just one without upsetting either of the two.
Person1: "Hey man, want to invite Chris to the casino with us?"

Person2:"He probably won't enjoy himself if Jacob isn't invited too. They're a pre-packaged deal".
by skwz April 10, 2012
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Reverse Pre-Game

The act of going out on the town (barhopping, paying cover-charge after cover charge, buying expensive drink after expensive drink) and then heading to a house party where you feel terrible about how much money you could have saved.
Wow...you guys totally made me reverse pre-game by telling me about this house party AFTER the fifth bar. Not only am I too sloshed to want to drink any more, I am pretty sure I am broke.
by Turbulent Boyle November 9, 2010
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Pre Party Pinch

Losing one's sex drive to someone attractive before a party in order to not do anything sexual with an unattractive person(s) at the party.

When a person knows that they'll do something naughty with someone that they really don't want to, they do a pre-party pinch (sometimes referred to as a pre-pinch).
Rick: I 'eard Chantelle was going to the party at the Chalk, so I'm gunna have a pre party pinch with the babe next door before I go.
Mick: Yeah wouldn't want to have a repeat of last time she was at the same party as you. Don't shit yourself with the neighbour like last time.
Rick: Leave it out.
by Christov Jamacia October 21, 2010
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