The dance that numerous (usually two oncoming) people do in a desperate attempt to avoid collision with one another.
Usually involves several direction changes from left to right. Often, the dance partners will actually collide with one another or simply stop and stare at each other, until a decision is made.
Usually involves several direction changes from left to right. Often, the dance partners will actually collide with one another or simply stop and stare at each other, until a decision is made.
Due to the irritation of the Pre-Collision Dance and the resulting death or severe injuries, I hereby instate the North American "keep to the right" standard of transit organization to apply to pedestrians as well!
by FUGGYEW July 20, 2009
Get the Pre-collision Dancemug. a term used to described a puppy purchased by new couple soon after moving in together. The puppy is the pre-cursor to getting married and having children together.
The puppy represents a low risk test of the couple's ability to handle the responsibility of raising a child together.
The puppy represents a low risk test of the couple's ability to handle the responsibility of raising a child together.
Ryan: Did you hear Jeremy and Julie got a puppy?
TJ: Sure did. That's a pre-baby puppy if I've ever seen one!
Ryan: huh?
TJ: First they move in together, then comes the puppy, then the ring, then the baby.
TJ: Sure did. That's a pre-baby puppy if I've ever seen one!
Ryan: huh?
TJ: First they move in together, then comes the puppy, then the ring, then the baby.
by tylr83 April 13, 2011
Get the pre-baby puppymug. When someone has a close friend or significant other they simply can not hang without. It's hard to invite just one without upsetting either of the two.
Person1: "Hey man, want to invite Chris to the casino with us?"
Person2:"He probably won't enjoy himself if Jacob isn't invited too. They're a pre-packaged deal".
Person2:"He probably won't enjoy himself if Jacob isn't invited too. They're a pre-packaged deal".
by skwz April 10, 2012
Get the Pre-packaged dealmug. Barry: I must've had Pre Nut Haze last night to want to go back with that girl.
Larry: Did post nut clarity hit you hard?
Larry: Did post nut clarity hit you hard?
by DopeVision April 5, 2022
Get the Pre Nut Hazemug. When you’ve been excited for your planned Vacation for months, but as your vacation nears you already are sad about how it’s almost over. (Also referred to as Pre-trip Depression)
Daniel: Dude why are you looking down in the dumps?
Henry: Well, it's just that I'm going to Disney World in a week.
Daniel: Well, isn’t that something you should be happy about?
Henry: No! Can’t you see that if I go to Disney World in a week I have nothing to be looking forward for? I won’t have a vacation in years. I have Pre-vacation Depression
Henry: Well, it's just that I'm going to Disney World in a week.
Daniel: Well, isn’t that something you should be happy about?
Henry: No! Can’t you see that if I go to Disney World in a week I have nothing to be looking forward for? I won’t have a vacation in years. I have Pre-vacation Depression
by JustDon'tPlease July 19, 2018
Get the Pre-Vacation Depressionmug. The time period before the start of your shift. When you do not have enough time to do anything, but too much time to sit and do nothing. When this occurs you may "pace" around looking for something to do that takes just the right amount of time before work. Most times nothing is found to do before said work.
Tim: *pacing pacing* lets see i could organize my books. But that does not sound fun....I could watch some tv...Nothings on...
Tom: Poor Ted.. he suffers from Pre-Work-Pace
Tom: Poor Ted.. he suffers from Pre-Work-Pace
by SACNJT July 18, 2011
Get the Pre-Work-Pacemug. when you don't have any issues with actually committing to a person once you've done it, but issues prior to that commitment on whether or not you should actually do that with said person, regardless of how good they seem.
by City Boy Up! December 20, 2022
Get the pre-commitment issuesmug.