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"Haram police" is a term used to identify those Muslim's who think they criticize and put down other Muslims, either in real life or online.

(haram is a term used to describe something forbidden in islam)
*Girl in video is showing her neck while wearing hijab*
Haram police: Astagfirullah (seek forgivness in god), this girl is showing her neck while wearing hijab. Haram!
by sssss19 September 9, 2025
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Someone who gets pissed or annoyed when you cuss near them.
They'll likely tell you to stop cussing, because 90% of the time they're just a sensitive snowflake.
Guy A: This burger is SO damn good. I can't fucking believe it.
Guy B (Cussing Police): Don't say that! Cussing is offensive!
Guy A: Shut up dude, am I not allowed to say a cuss word anymore? Sounds like someone called the cussing police!
by spacebarfan45 February 28, 2026
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A term present in the online fishkeeping community to define commenters that call out the shortcomings of the original poster’s fish husbandry.

In most instances, the critiques brought forward by the “fish police” are correct. However, the negative connotation likely stems from the fact that most of these commenters are likely teenagers whose method of delivery can be seen as unnecessarily aggressive. Factoring in ageist attitudes, nobody likes to be lectured about anything from an account that is obviously being run by a minor.
I posted my betta in an unfiltered fish bowl and I got dragged by the fish police
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The people who will catch you if you break italian food laws.
He snapped the spaghetti before going in the bowl of boiling water! The pasta police will get you!
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An amusing term for people who become extremely miserable, rude, and/or pissy upon seeing others having fun in ways that they do not approve of.

Synonyms include, but are not limited to:

- Killjoy
- Buzzkill
- Wet blanket
- Party pooper
- Asshole
Look out everyone, the Fun Police is here
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 14, 2026
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1. An individual who monitors, judges, or enforces the degree to which others (usually siblings or peers) fulfill their duties and respect toward their parents.
2. A person who unsolicitedly critiques another's performance of filial piety.
examples

1. I posted a photo of my vacation and the filial police immediately commented asking why I didn't take my parents with me.
2. "I didn't answer my dad's call for twenty minutes and the filial police—my aunt—already messaged me to say I'm being a 'distant' son."
3. "I wanted to buy a new car, but the filial police in the family group chat started lecturing me about how that money should go toward my parents' retirement instead."
4. "I mentioned being tired of my mom's drama, and suddenly my best friend turned into the filial police, telling me I should 'honor my mother' no matter what."
by Ahirakshita January 9, 2026
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