Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018
Get the Mexican Chili Peppermug. by TakethatL January 24, 2017
Get the High Key Peppermug. When performing oral sex, your partner squirts into your eyes, causing a burning pain, like pepper spray
by SlipperyD November 16, 2017
Get the Persian Pepper Spraymug. The act of not wiping after you defecate to let your shit crust up inside of your ass, you will then proceed to squat over your partner (clothes off) and vigorously scratch your asscrack and let all of the shit flaked rain into their mouth.
by _n_i_c_k_ May 8, 2024
Get the Pepper Flakingmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Lingerfelt Corvette is also known as the 1928 Ghost Pepper Red Corvette.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Lingerfelt Corvette is also known as the 1928 Ghost Pepper Red Corvette.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
Get the The Lingerfelt Corvette is also known as the 1928 Ghost Pepper Red Corvette.mug. by KP Appalachia May 28, 2023
Get the Appalachia Pepper Spraymug. 